Tiny Devotional for Sunday, 12-27-2020

 A great good morning to all my friends and neighbors in Internet Land! And to family members who have dropped by, LOTS of leftovers!

And there will be enough goats’ milk for your food,
For the food of your household,
And sustenance for your attendants.
Proverbs 27:27, NASB.

Let’s hear it for the goats!

(Don’t expect anything profound today; I’m not feeling it.) 

(This post might border on amusing, but that’s all.)

I actually bought a goat once, to eat the overgrown back yard. That turned out to be a bad decision, as impulse buys often are. 
The Beauti-fuful Princess Bess and the Moose were with me; I’m guessing Bess was about 11 or 12, which would mean Moose was 8 or 9.  We passed a place that advertised pygmy goats for sale. So, we stopped, and WITH THE FULL ENDORSEMENT OF THE CHILDREN (remember that!), I bought a goat. 
Bess named it Gilmer.
The kids rode in the back of the car with Gilmer Goat Patterson. We were all happy! Joyous! In a celebratory mood!

Until we arrived home.

The children turned on me INSTANTLY. They reported to the Then-Senior-Resident-Female that PAPA BOUGHT A GOAT! (not WE bought a goat; PAPA did!)

Turns out: 

  • Goats demand attention, and MUST be with others. 
  • Minnie, our adult black lab, was terrified of goats. 
  • Goats poop everywhere, when the urge hits. Fortunately, it’s dried green BBs that they produce, because 
  • Gilmer made a deposit on the T-S-R-F’s bed. (At which point, everyone who isn’t ME, leaves.)
  • Goats get out of a fenced back yard immediately, and 
  • Are hard to catch.

Papa EVENTUALLY catches Gilmer, repents, and returns him to the seller, without accepting a refund. It was for the best.

The backyard is still overgrown.


Peace be on your household.

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